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curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.
She is a right old curtain twitcher.
by Ian Chode June 17, 2006
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Quim

Female genitalia - this word is Welsh and is deeply offensive to Welsh speakers.
by Ian Chode April 18, 2003
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farmers

My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.
by Ian Chode April 8, 2003
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bush baby

A lesbian who drinks from the furry cup.
by Ian Chode April 3, 2003
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dobber

Dobber in South Derbyshire, England, means condom.
"I ran out of dobbers so I had to go up the tradesman's entrance!"
by Ian Chode January 18, 2005
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japs thigh

The thwankton, the piece of skin between the tadjer and botty.
If my Japs thigh gets excited it might spit!
by Ian Chode January 10, 2004
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brown hatter

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003
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