Ian Chode's definitions

high pressure vein cane

A mutton dagger.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

minjita

An asian lesbian.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

nutmeg

In football (soccer), a nutmeg is where you pass the ball through an opponent's legs. This doesn't have to be the goal keeper.

I nutmegged him!

by Ian Chode March 4, 2004

turnip

Very much a "root" vegetable, used in BlackAdder TV series with penile overtones. May descend from use of navo in Spanish.

Suck my turnip!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

botty chunder

Shit; faeces.

It's a load of botty chunder!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

bucky

A homosexual, one who has earnt his rusty sherrif's badge.

What a bucky!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003