Ian Chode's definitions

waffling

Talking a lot whilst saying very little of any real use.

Justin was waffling for ages, I think he was just trying to pad it out and look clever.

by Ian Chode August 30, 2004

plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

ball handler

1. A position in basketball, the person who controls the plays. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

2. Utter faggot. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

Who was the best ball handler? Magic Johnson or Elton John?

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

jollops

Testicles, bollocks, balls.

I kicked him in the jollops.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

hot yoghurt thrower

A gay bloke.

I didn't realise, but that Ned Sherrin is a hot yoghurt thrower!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003