Ian Chode's definitions

Helmut Lang

A long helmet.

If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet.

by Ian Chode May 2, 2004

Tory lies

Untruths, mainly political. Comes from the English Conservative (Tory) party who were once led by Margaret Thatcher.

These figures are not true, they are in fact Tory lies.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

malakka

Greek word meaning wanker or friend. Not quite sure what it means if all your friends are wankers, best not to ask!

Malakka!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

wazzicle

1. A toilet, especially a urinal. (From wazz, to urinate.)
2. An icicle made of urine, possibly falling from the sky after having been ejected from an aircraft.

1. Where's the wazzicle, I need a slash.
2. I got hit by a wazzicle.

by Ian Chode February 2, 2004

offload

Verb meaning to ejaculate.

I managed to offload on her tits.

by Ian Chode May 19, 2005

crap canoodler

A Jaxi driver; one who is Irish by birth but Greek by injection; a penis praiser and willy worshipper.

You're such a crap canoodler.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

sick and wrong

A term used to mean something that should not take place, often used in an over-the-top fashion.

That is just sick and wrong!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003