Ian Chode's definitions

bummer jacket

A condom used for anal sex. (From "bomber jacket").

He was wearing a bummer jacket.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2005

chugger

Charity Mugger. One of those people who stands in the street with a big brightly-coloured bib and quite possibly a clipboard soliticing donations to the Feline Liberation Army or some other worthy cause.

Bloody hell, I had to pretend to be on my mobile phone for about ten minutes walking down the High Street to avoid all the chuggers!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Snapper

A person who is so thin he looks like he might snap.

Careful Gareth, you might snap! Snapper!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

jollops

Testicles, bollocks, balls.

I kicked him in the jollops.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

motd

Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

egonomics

Purchases made to satisfy the ego of the purchaser, rather than out of necessity. Often company directors subscribe to this philosophy.

by Ian Chode August 11, 2003