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meat sludge luge expert

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!
by Ian Chode November 23, 2003
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gentlemens jelly

Me: My gentlemen's jelly tastes sweet as a result of my eating pineapple.
Bird: Yummy.
Me: It's rude to talk with your mouth full, bitch!
by Ian Chode May 23, 2003
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ball-cack

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!
by Ian Chode October 9, 2003
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Homosexualite

Surely this would be somebody who aligns themselves with homosexuals, or the homosexual movement (by which I mean the gay lobby, and not the thrusting of a cock up another man's toot toot).
by Ian Chode June 2, 2003
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flying without wings

1. Sex without a condom.
2. Going commando whilst menstruating.
3. Attempting sex after the testicles have been removed.
1. I'm worried she might be up the stick, last night we were flying without wings.
2. It was a gungy mess, she was flying without wings.
3. (Is this even possible?)
by Ian Chode March 7, 2004
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bakelite blowhole boy

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003
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crap canoodler

A Jaxi driver; one who is Irish by birth but Greek by injection; a penis praiser and willy worshipper.
by Ian Chode April 2, 2003
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