Ian Chode's definitions

Shoot

verb: to ejaculate.

I'm going to shoot....OOOOH! (Splat!)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

jovo

Short for Jehova's Witness, a denomination of Christianity.

Mark is a Jovo. Nice bloke though.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2005

coprophotophobia

An inability to have a shit with the light on.

Apparently he suffered from coprophotophobia, but he kept us in the dark about it.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

Hitman on the Hershey Highway

Male homosexual with a penchant for buggery.

Ben is a hitman on the Hershey highway.

by Ian Chode February 11, 2004

dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

nob band

An idiot, a complete prat.

That guy was a fucking nob band.

by Ian Chode August 7, 2006