Ian Chode's definitions

suicide bummer

Catching AIDS is a common modus mortem for the suicide bomber.

Pass the AZT, I was recruited as a suicide bummer.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

twist

In the UK, a twist can also be a con.

You twisted me out of a tenner!

by Ian Chode June 19, 2003

steek

Steeks also tend to drive souped-up yet still-crap cars, often Vauxhall Nova SRs. These may properly be termed "steek-mobiles".

Look at those Steeks in Sutton driving their Steek-mobiles!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

chi chi man

Incidentally, and possibly connected, Chi is Burmese for shit.

Ne ma sappa go chi (You lick your mother's c*** and it tastes of shit.)

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

cobbler's

See cobblers

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

oy oy

A salutation of recognition from the UK, often shouted, sometimes in an ironic manner.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003