Iamwebster1307's definitions

Samantha

A dicktease. To lead one on with sexual expectations and deliver absolutely nothing

That girl is being a total Samantha. She acted like we were going to fuck and she totally blue balled me.

by Iamwebster1307 March 8, 2015

cloppert

A Cloppert is a unquantitized value which is quantom in nature. It is a building block of the universe. when many come togethet they form the cloppertinium. The cloppertinium is the driving force in the universe behind all that is ridiculous, clap-able and unpredictable. Many have hypothesized that by opening a wormhole in the cloppertinium one can literally fold time and space to fit ones head in his or her own ass.

i used clopperts law to my head in my ass.

by Iamwebster1307 March 8, 2015

HotDog Stand

if The Lynda Klondike were to go to an orgy

oh my god did you see Linde at the orgy last night? She was like a goddamn hotdog stand.

by Iamwebster1307 March 16, 2023

Sobor

Sobor, when you want your friends to think you’ve been sober but you are currently drunk while writing on Facebook that you have been sober xxx days….

Did you see Trae’s FB page, he’s been sober 200 days. Nah bro, he wrote sobor because he drunk now.

by Iamwebster1307 March 21, 2023

Dierreler Time

When you are waiting for your dealer to get back to you and they are taking too long and you come to the point that if it happens it happens, if it don’t it don’t. Also see Radiate App.

Looking for a ball bro, but if this guy is working on Dierreler Time if it happens it happens, if it don’t it don’t.

by Iamwebster1307 February 2, 2023

Kaostina

Yo Kaostina is the upmost energy a woman can pull from, to own her shit and maybe have a wild pet Diearre as a lap deer. Watch out for this energy because it is as LIT AS FUQ

Be careful, that girl is 6 drinks in a G deep and has gone full Kaostina. I saw her riding a wild Diearre through the woods.

by Iamwebster1307 February 2, 2023

PLUREMO

The hyrbid women of the rave which can often be found near DubStep mosh pits, DnB ragers or any other lit and strong genre of EDM. Its the enlightened and alleviated version of Emo chicks from back in the day.
They still ratchet, they most likely harder than you and will not hesitate to smash your face in the pit while showing up to the festival half naked, cute with face jewels and all love and light.

“Bruv, you hit the pit for Sudden Death yet? I was going to but there are so many PLUREMO girls in there and I think one of them in a fairy costume and pasties was wearing a guys face!!!’ Kinda scared to…..”

by Iamwebster1307 February 5, 2023