Iamwebster1307's definitions

Samantha

A dicktease. To lead one on with sexual expectations and deliver absolutely nothing

That girl is being a total Samantha. She acted like we were going to fuck and she totally blue balled me.

by Iamwebster1307 March 8, 2015

cloppert

A Cloppert is a unquantitized value which is quantom in nature. It is a building block of the universe. when many come togethet they form the cloppertinium. The cloppertinium is the driving force in the universe behind all that is ridiculous, clap-able and unpredictable. Many have hypothesized that by opening a wormhole in the cloppertinium one can literally fold time and space to fit ones head in his or her own ass.

i used clopperts law to my head in my ass.

by Iamwebster1307 March 8, 2015

Spaghetti-no

The typical response you use to deal with the typical chef fuck-boy-ar-dee when they come around doing their trashy fuck boy shit.

Listen here you spaghetti-ho, take your fuck boy ass and leave, she told you spaghetti-no…….

by Iamwebster1307 November 22, 2021

Samacideception

During the Samurai process of Hari-Kari, if a Samurai restores his honor by killing himself, while ending the life of another dishonored Samurai, he then commits Samacideception.

Which should bring him back to life in a similar fashion of the late Jesus Christ, that is, as a zombified loophole to the circle of life.

Not to be confused with Samacide, the correct western term for Hari-Kari

All Jeff knew was that this Samurai was a god damn Zombie, he must have found the honor restoring yet death avoiding loophole of samacideception.

by Iamwebster1307 November 21, 2021

Daddywango

when you’re coughing really hard and all the coughing causes you to almost puke but then you fart

Oh my God I got a throat tickle and I almost Daddywango’d all over the place

by Iamwebster1307 August 27, 2022

cock a doodle woo

When a woo girl is our with her friends for a night on the town and either takes home or goes home with a guy and gets dick down that is in fact a cock a doodle woo

What happened to Samantha last night I didn’t see her on the party bus. She went home with that guy in Wranglers I think she got cock a doodle woo

by Iamwebster1307 August 27, 2022

Hitting The Narwall

When intelligent people with quick wits have partook in too many recreational substances over too long of a period of time and the funny things they were saying at the beginning of tge party start to fall flat.

“I mean, I get it, after you had to explain it to me, in depth.” “I think you are hitting the Narwall man, take a nap, you look crazy.”

by Iamwebster1307 December 11, 2021