86 definitions by Iam not Elmer Fudd

I love dick

A book written by someone who states they're a lesbian, but the title suggests otherwise.

I love dick, politically correct people have tried to ban it.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Therese

Therese likes to wear sweat pants.

No need to visit the zoo, Therese resembles a bear.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 8, 2020

NSA

NSA spy agency

NSA - No such agency.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 3, 2020

Satan

Satan didn't like Bob Ross taking his name in vain and saying beat the devil out of it. Unfortunately Bob Ross's hair, means Satan can never find him.

Satan like the serial masturbator he is, takes his dick out, looks down at it and says I'll beat the Jesus out of it.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020

Jelena

Jelena a woman with big tits and a face like porky pig.

Jelena

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 26, 2019

Psychic

Overpriced twat.

Bring a pizza along, and the psychic will perform a reading, while their ass grows.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Psychic

A person who carries many descriptions, but attracts $50 for a question.

I'm a psychic. $50 for a question. I love pork pies. Drew Carey finally has competition.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020