3 definitions by Iaasic the conquer
The Missouri Newton's Cradle is an activity in which 4 or more men tie a rope or string with a weight around their scrotum. They line up, generally close together and facing one direction, and the one in the front pulls their weight forward and releases it so it hits the weight behind his. This will go on to the last person and then you have completed the Missouri Newton's Cradle.
Have you seen Josh, he has been walking funny ever since he took 50 pounds at last night's Missouri Newton's Cradle.
by Iaasic the conquer September 30, 2019
When you see or hear about any boat/seafaring vessel and get a boner. Common with those who always on the lake and beat their wifes.
by Iaasic the conquer September 23, 2021
A word for when a person gets an erection or boner from seeing, interacting, or talking about any aquatic vehicle or vessel.
by Iaasic the conquer October 2, 2021