IT Crowd's definitions

Beanage

When collecting a fried breakfast, bean juice leaks from the side of the polystyrene container and all over one's person

Dudes I'm suffering some major beanage this morning

by IT Crowd April 18, 2008

Helldesk

This is what you get when a helpdesk that you have to phone to resolve a problem is manned by an evil bitch from hell. This woman will generally have the people skills of an angry pitbull terrier, the patience of a rattlesnake being poked with a stick and the intelligence and problem solving skills of a paving slab.

Just got off the phone to the Helldesk. That Jackie is a complete bitch.

by IT Crowd April 22, 2008