The Most Valuable Player. The player with the most skill, who contributes the most to their team. Used mainly in sports and video games.
Unfortunately, this term was hijacked by retards who watch Jersey Shore, who now think it stands for Mike Vinny Paul or some shit.
Me: He was totally MVP during that game
Friend: Mike, Vinny, and Paul?
Me: *facepalm. I don't know why I'm even talking to you
A piece of crystal meth, a psychedelic stimulant, named for the shard-like crystals. Has nothing to do with shitting in your pants while farting, that's shart
He deals some good shards, want a fix?
1. A British magazine that gives information, release dates, and reviews about video games
2. A person who plays video games on a computer. Prefers PCs to Xbox/Playstation for reasons like stable controls, RTS
games, and more control keys.
PC gamers aren't necessarily noobs. They just prefer a highly flexible, stable platform for gaming.
Similar to "Bros before hoes", this is a binding social contract among ghetto black individuals, stating that their fellow niggas will always come before pigs (the police).
Tyrone: Yo Jamal, imma bout to pick up one fine shaw-ty, can I borrow yo car and bring her home?
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once
A word to describe something that is awesome or cool.
Dude... That skateboarder is so rigid.
Acronym for "that's true" or "true that", an expression of agreement.
Person1: Wow, this movie sucks
To receive fellatio
while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.
I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.