Pizza Bites, also know as Pizza Rolls or Pizza Pockets, are a miniature, bite sized version of pizza. They are for people who are unwilling to risk the involvement
with a real pizza and/or pizza slices. Pizza Bites are made of oddly
chewy plastic-like bread
rolls, filled with synthetic tomato sauce, what you wish
was cheese, and some kind of mystery meat.
As Mrs. Smith's teenage kids
and their friends got home, she had a plate of Pizza Bites ready, because she's she that cool
of a mom. Her children and friends burst through the door, and see the plate of offending Pizza Bites. "Oh well I just thought I'd whip
up a nice snack," says Mrs. Smith. "Mom," says her son, "What the crap. Pizza Bits
are for noobs! (see noob
) We need some real pizza!"