256 definitions by IAN

jolly muncher

Someone who tends to smoke more than his/her portion of a spliff.

a 'jolly muncher' is extremely familiar with phrases like "shit, sorry mate" or "I completely forgot" however it is advised that these apologies fall on deaf ears as their reluctance/refusal to actually buy any weed at all is remarkably unfaltering.

"shit, did you want any of that spliff?" "too late now isn't it? Nice one jolly muncher"

by IAN April 5, 2005

happy trail

Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel

also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"

his happy trail was hairy

by IAN March 6, 2005

sour cream sandwich

when two men are in love and they feel it is the right time to take their relationship to the next level by translating their emotions into physical actions. during this act of love making they both simultaneously ejaculate onto each others chests then proceed to give each other a giant heart-felt hug.

i like sourcream sandwiches .............................. a lot

by IAN January 22, 2005

Coke Fiend

Someone who is addicted to cocaine.

That coke fiend just snorted 20 fat lines!

by IAN November 30, 2003

partatious

Having to do with or not having to do with anything. When you just need a big word to fill in a sentence so that you sound like you know what you are talking about.
Also spelled partaqtious (q is silent and used because q's are not used enough in the english language.

It was with strong emotion and a feeling of glee that I asked for her partatious answer.

by IAN January 7, 2005

splishy splashy

1. As a question; to ask if would be desireable to consume or purchase wine.
2. A descriptive term for wine.

1.
Person A: Splishy splashy (waving bottle at person B)?
Person B: Sure!

2.
Person A: What did you buy at the supermarket?
Person B: Loadsa bread, milk and some splishy splashy

by IAN March 18, 2005

oi

English slang for "hey"
also a type of music that attracts mostly street punks and skinheads

Hey did you here that new oi band called the cockney rejects?
(kids walks by another kid)kid 1:oi kid 2: oi

by IAN May 7, 2003