3 definitions by I will give you a ear boner

Ear boner

It is when your ear gets really hard and you stick it up a women's vagina.

Man 1:"hey dude, you should give her a ear boner."
Man 2:"sure."

by I will give you a ear boner May 22, 2017

Bitchassniggermotherfuckingcuntasslickercumswallowingfuckass

The ultimate insult to anyone who is black

Guy 1:" yo you Bitchassniggermotherfuckingcuntasslickercumswallowingfuckass"
Guy 2:" my feeling are hurt."

by I will give you a ear boner February 24, 2017

Nose fucking

The act of sticking your nose up a ass or pussy.

Man 1:"I heard nose fucking is pretty fun."
Man 2:"yeah it's pretty fun."

by I will give you a ear boner May 16, 2017