7 definitions by I think gavels should be called law-hammers

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Ego
The main reason that I am better than you.
My ego is bigger, bitch.

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Synonymus to graham cracker.
My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.

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The current President of the United States.
The following are not definitions as much as they are rants of how much they hate George W. Bush.

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The hip and funky-fresh name of Jesus Christ.
"Yo, I was chillin' with Jeezie C when I OD'd last night. He's a cool guy and he's got it goin' on without bein' all up ins in all the wrong places. Know what I'm sayin' G?"

"No."

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Another way to say "Just because" or a way to say that what you are talking about is how you act or something.
I threw a kitten into the dry-cleaner because it had brown spots on it. Yeah; I roll like that.

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1: See iPod Nano.

2: A cracker made of graham.
My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.

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A stupid name for a very smart person. Used in an ironic fashion when talking about yourself.
"How did you get a 90 on your math test?!"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm a smartface!"

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