2 definitions by I just spit fax

Saggitarius

Ok here’s a little lesson for you astrology girls, I’m a saggitarius, so I’m pure of heart right? Wrong. I am the worst person to walk the earth I’m an asshole, a piece of shit, if I knew a clone of me as a friend, I’d fucking kill myself, I’m not some puppy dog eyes, will save anything, walking, talking cliché, news flash Sarah (or some other basic white bitch name), you star loving, capricorn hating, dipshit your personality is NOT defined by when you were born, wake the fuck up.

1:”I’m a saggitarius”

2:”Omg I’m a leo, we’re compatible!”

1:”shut the fuck up, incel”

by I just spit fax September 20, 2021

Ryan Reynolds

Gay, straight, bi, ace, etc

Woman, Man, non-binary, etc

No matter who you are, no matter what you are, you simp for Ryan Reynolds and you know it.

1:”I simp for Ryan Reynolds”

2:”who the fuck doesn’t?”

by I just spit fax September 20, 2021