I'm just an asshole disorder, often confused with ADHD (attention deficet hyperactivite disorder)
teacher- (writes on board in some foreign language)
student- (wonders what the fuck this is)
teacher- now I want you to find "x" in this algebra problem
student- (walks up to board and points to the x)
teacher- what do you think your doing?
student- here it is, here's the x
teacher- (sighs) why do you do these things?...do you have ADHD or something
student- no I have IJAAHD
teacher- what's that?
student- I'm just an asshole disorder
(class bursts out laughing)