I had nothing better to do but write this definition
better known as the "alternative homeless shelter"
there goes some bum in the 7-11 parking lot
1. our current jackass president
2. a vagina
3. a type of plant
4. style of black peoples hair when they grow it out
5. a kickass rock band
1. you voted for bush...what the FUCK is wrong with you?!?!
2. she stuck a tampon in her bush
3. there's a bush in my yard
4. yo dawg, can I borrow your pick?...I need to comb my bush
5. dude, I got us tickets to the bush concert
I'm just an asshole disorder, often confused with ADHD (attention deficet hyperactivite disorder)
teacher- (writes on board in some foreign language)
student- (wonders what the fuck this is)
teacher- now I want you to find "x" in this algebra problem
student- (walks up to board and points to the x)
teacher- what do you think your doing?
student- here it is, here's the x
teacher- (sighs) why do you do these things?...do you have ADHD or something
student- no I have IJAAHD
teacher- what's that?
student- I'm just an asshole disorder
(class bursts out laughing)
slang term for a fart
person 1- (farts)
person 2- what the FUCKS wrong with you
person 1- you never said we couldn't use biological weapons
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