111 definitions by I eat poop 69

Vladimir Putin

Easily the worst person in the entire world that's currently alive. You could argue he's worse than Hitler and he's without a doubt worst than Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping combined. He ruins his own country and other countries at the same time.

FUCK VLADIMIR PUTIN HE'S A FUCKING PATHETIC RETARDED CUNT

by I eat poop 69 March 14, 2022

Putin

A "creature" if you can even call it that that's worst than The Devil and Hitler combined.

Putin is going to a level of hell lower than even the devil could imagine and deserves to die.

by I eat poop 69 May 2, 2022

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When you shit in your pants while also peeing in your pants and also cumming in your pants while also farting and doing crack and weed and LSD and cocaine all at the same time.

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by I eat poop 69 December 24, 2021

Sex

What I had with your mom last night

I had sex with your mother

by I eat poop 69 January 13, 2022

Hiss

What us reptilians use to take over the world.

Random non-reptilian: hello
Reptilian 1: HISS
Reptilian 2: HISSSSSS
Reptilian 3: HISSSSSSSS
All three of them at once: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Random non-reptilian: … ummm ok…

by I eat poop 69 January 16, 2022

Egirl

A type of creature that does nothing but look "attractive" in front of a camera. Probably the worst type of creature on this planet.

Egirls aren't humans, they're their own retarded creatures.

by I eat poop 69 February 22, 2022

Straight people

An endangered species that's being mercilessly hunted by femboys/traps

No one:
Literally no one:
People in 2069: remember when straight people weren't extinct?

by I eat poop 69 March 11, 2022