Definitions by I am a Devan, I need a gf

April

The month that we thought would end all, but April Fools! Now we get to look foreword to May... I will feel better if I see Jesus riding a dinosaur!

1. April should have been hell.

April by I am a Devan, I need a gf May 5, 2020

Maroon 5 

Maroon 5 is a band that has a goal to give ear cancer to the largest amount of people possible (pretty intuitive if you ask me!). You can compare it to Cardi B’s signature sound of jazz and funk, also called junk.

1. I just listened to “Moves like Jagger” and now I want to die!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!

Maroon 5 by I am a Devan, I need a gf May 4, 2020