Wife's Boyfriend

He's a bitch, but gives me cookies before bed. I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED BEFORE O8:25 PM!!!
"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020
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Love Lizards

Love Lizards is a Rhythm Heaven Minigame. You play as a yellow ||Güiro Lizard||, your partner is a green, smaller Güiro Lizard. You must be in sync with your partner, while your partner shakes their tail, you scratch your back, but don’t do this randomly! You only do so after you both stomp your feet in a pattern.
“Mike! I just perfected Love Lizards!”
“Shut up, I’m playing Glee Club.”
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