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"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020
Get the Wife's Boyfriendmug. An ancient god, Telanoli. Usually remained unknown or unidentified by most people. Telanoli is a person with a great mindset, and a great human being people look up to.
"Have you seen telanoli? I think i'm in love!"
"I know, right! He's such an adorable bag of flesh!"
"...We're no longer friends."
"I know, right! He's such an adorable bag of flesh!"
"...We're no longer friends."
by I Write Random Explanations April 7, 2021
Get the telanolimug.