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Wife's Boyfriend

He's a bitch, but gives me cookies before bed. I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED BEFORE O8:25 PM!!!
"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020
mugGet the Wife's Boyfriendmug.

telanoli

An ancient god, Telanoli. Usually remained unknown or unidentified by most people. Telanoli is a person with a great mindset, and a great human being people look up to.
"Have you seen telanoli? I think i'm in love!"
"I know, right! He's such an adorable bag of flesh!"
"...We're no longer friends."
mugGet the telanolimug.

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