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boots

Typically a sexy short redhead. Everyone should call her boots because,
-Her hair is red.
-Red in Spanish is rojo.
-Dora taught us Spanish.
-Dora has a friend named Boots.
-Boots wears red boots.
-Abby has red hair.
It is a never ending circle, thus the perfect name.

She is a descendant of the crazy cereal eater people, who buy cereal by the ton to worship. All the girls are jealous of her because of her butt because she has a butt with the strength of TEN MEN!!!!!
She is obsessed with shoes and will fling toddlers out of her way to get them. She has a strange addiction to sniffing firecrackers. Her favorite animal is a peacock. She will just start talking to the voices inside of her head about rice and peaches.
She twerks all the time with her butt of TEN MEN!!!!!!!
She is lots of fun to be around and will always put a smile on your face.

Dorothy: I wish i had a butt like Abby.
Cathrine:Well of course, everybody is jealous of her extremely strong butt.
Dorothy: It's got to be as strong as TEN MEN!!!

I needed the example boots

by I Hope This Was Good Enough November 13, 2013