2 definitions by I Heart NY
More overpriced pseudo-surfer clothing for repressed homosexual guys.
An offshoot of Abercrombie & Fitch, which is possibly the most overrated store with the most hideously overpriced mediocre clothing on the planet.
An offshoot of Abercrombie & Fitch, which is possibly the most overrated store with the most hideously overpriced mediocre clothing on the planet.
Joe: I'm in the mood for calling people fags despite the fact that I look like one myself! But I need the right clothes.
Jack: Hollister it is!
Jack: Hollister it is!
by I Heart NY April 28, 2005
If you're not in a filthy ghetto, you're surrounded by some of the stupidest "rich white kids" in the world, usually Italian or Russian.
Brooklyn is full of drug dealers, wiggers, and sweet sweet statutory rape. If you're a 20 year-old loser who can't get pussy your own age, come to Brooklyn (or Staten Island, the country's garbage dump) and find a loose, insecure 14 year-old whose parents beat her every night, and she's yours for the taking. You'll find dirty old men honking their horns at girls young enough to be their daughters hoping that they'll enter their car and suck them off in a dark alley somewhere.
Watch filthy animals drink their lives away and drop out of high school to earn their G.E.D and maybe enroll in the closest community college so they can live in their parents' house until they turn 25 all the while taking care of they baby mama's child they had together when he was 17.
Watch the dregs of society delude themselves into thinking their lives have any meaning, when in reality they're doomed to either flipping burgers or dealing crack.
Geez, they can't even get good drugs in Brooklyn. Brooklyn S-U-C-K-S.
Brooklyn is full of drug dealers, wiggers, and sweet sweet statutory rape. If you're a 20 year-old loser who can't get pussy your own age, come to Brooklyn (or Staten Island, the country's garbage dump) and find a loose, insecure 14 year-old whose parents beat her every night, and she's yours for the taking. You'll find dirty old men honking their horns at girls young enough to be their daughters hoping that they'll enter their car and suck them off in a dark alley somewhere.
Watch filthy animals drink their lives away and drop out of high school to earn their G.E.D and maybe enroll in the closest community college so they can live in their parents' house until they turn 25 all the while taking care of they baby mama's child they had together when he was 17.
Watch the dregs of society delude themselves into thinking their lives have any meaning, when in reality they're doomed to either flipping burgers or dealing crack.
Geez, they can't even get good drugs in Brooklyn. Brooklyn S-U-C-K-S.
A: He got arrested for fucking a 12 year-old.
B: How old was he?
A: 22.
B: Where?
A: Brooklyn, of course!
B: Wow. Hey, let's go buy some cheap weed laced with rat poison and go clubbin!
A: And hook up with that hot 6th grader!
B: How old was he?
A: 22.
B: Where?
A: Brooklyn, of course!
B: Wow. Hey, let's go buy some cheap weed laced with rat poison and go clubbin!
A: And hook up with that hot 6th grader!
by I Heart NY January 16, 2005