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Definitions by I Hate Conformists

White Zombie 

1.) A really cool early 90s metal band fronted by Rob Zombie.

2.) A 1932 horror movie starring Bela Lugosi
Guy 1: White Zombie is cool
Guy 2: The band or the movie?
Guy 1: Both
One of the first black metal bands. A one man outfit with Quorthon who died at the age of 38 last year of a heart problem.

Erzebet Bathory was a 16th century Hungarian countess who killed between 20 and 600 peasant girls and virgins in her land and bathed in their blood to look more beautiful.
I like Black Metal but why are they obsessed with Erzebet Bathory, not htat there's anything wrong with it.
Bathory by I Hate Conformists June 10, 2005

Tom DeLay 

An evil bastard who preaches his moronic fear-breeding Christian Conservatism the same way that Hitler preached anti-Semitism. If Tom DeLay becomes president, he probably will make concentration camps for liberals.

How bout job placement for DeLay? PUt him to work in a nursing home will he will spend the rest of his life wiping old people's assholes
And the award for world's greatest asshole...

TOM DELAY
Tom DeLay by I Hate Conformists April 30, 2005
A group of a bunch of Nazi bitches from the U.S. Senate who at one point wanted to make metal music illegal.
With the help of Frank Zappa, Dee Snider, and John Denver the PMRC lost their battle and just got a sticker on records
Paranoid Bitches
Making A New State
Relying on
Conformity
PMRC by I Hate Conformists April 30, 2005

Dimebag Darrell 

One of the greatest guitarists in the world. He played for Pantera. He died rather tragically by some fucking idiot on December 8, 2004, exactly 24 years after the death of John Lennon.
Even if you don't like Dime, you have to admit his death was senseless.

Dawn of the dead 

Is a really great zombie movie from 1979. It was released as the sequel to Night of the Living Dead. It's got the best gore in it and the best zombies. DO NOT SEE THE REMAKE!!! It was terrible and should be destroyed immediately. If you want to see Dawn of the Dead, make sure its the old one, not the bullshit one.
Other good zombie movies:
Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, the Evil Dead series, Re-Animator, Return of the Living Dead, Zombie, Dead/Alive, The Beyond

Donald Rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense

Does not give a shit about our troops, or the thousands of innocent Iraqis he's killing, he's only it in for the money.