group of male grad students in philosophy or English who wear scruffy beards and shaggy haircuts, often accompanied by sportcoats with leather elbows and suitably ironic brimmed hats. Can usually be found sipping coffee or cheap beer, smoking hand-rolled cigarettes and name-dropping obscure authors and/or film directors. May also be in a hipster band, or just off collecting books, music and DVDs which nobody else cares about.
Here come the beardy club, on their way to the art-house cinema.
The palest color your skin can ever be. Normally corresponds to the color of your ass, boobs, and/or other body parts that never see the light of day. Widely understood to be a winter phenomenon; may be taken as a sure sign that it's time for spring to come and/or you need a damn vacation.
It's still January and I've already reached Absolute White. FML.