cornucopia

When you take a shit and all you see is undigested peices of corn.

Me: I need to start eating other vegetables.

Spouse: Um...Why?
Me: Because I just went to take a shit and it was a cornucopia.

Spouse: Learn to chew your food...Damn!

by I'm so hilarious July 11, 2015

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Beer for dinner? Blue thumbs up!

by I'm so hilarious February 01, 2015