I'm Not LIke You Guys's definitions

trichster

one who suffers from trichotillomania; someone who pulls out their own hair one by one by one

She spends hour after hour in front of the mirror because she is a trichster and can't stop pulling out her hair. Trichsters need habit reversal therapy to learn to substitute something else when they are triggered to pull their hair.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys September 20, 2023

Running it

taking all the point cards (all the hearts and the queen of spades) in a hand of the game of Hearts, which is very difficult to do, giving all your opponents 26 points each while you earn no points. The winner in Hearts is the player with the lowest score so running it usually guarantees the player a tremendous lead. Running it is synonymous with Shooting the Moon.

Dealer: You know she's running it. She just voluntarily took the queen of spades.
Player: Did anyone else take any hearts?
Player who's running it: Nope. You will never stop me from running it now.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys December 3, 2019

shithead

any of the orange and green o-shaped cereal pieces in the Apple Jacks family of cereals; ie Apple Jacks, Apple Zings, Apple Dapples, Apple Rings, Apple Zaps etc. It's all the same shithead.

Did you know shithead burns? Yup, it doesn't matter if it is Apple Rings or Apple Zaps, if you light it, it will burn. All those cereals taste alike too.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys May 16, 2020

school teacher

One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.

Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!

by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018