1075 definitions by Hym Iam
Ha! It's hilarious that this is the topic because (believe it or not) I was going post this exact thing today but I fell asleep. That's hilarious! Damn... This is way less good now... Damn! Really! I was really thinking about this all night at work! Fuck me... I can't believe I dropped the ball on this one! It would have looked so cool because I totally would have preempted you thing. It would have looked like I have the ability to know the unknown again. Fuck!
Idiota "YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!"
Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!
Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"
Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!
Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"
Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2023
See, it's not like hedonistic freedom. It's better! Because instead of doing the thing that you want to do... You do the thing that I THINK people (in general) SHOULD do. It's like, instead of using your OWN will... You use MY will instead... Like, if you want to do a thing that I don't want you to do... You should not be able to do it... And I'm not talking about the laws that are negotiated by elected representatives... What I'm talking about is MY will being superordinate to that of the individual in a sort of universalized ethic that is imposed on everyone... For their own good...
Hym "And it seems to be the case that a lot of business owners think like this. 'Yeah, I love people but do you know what would male people even better? They'd be better if they lived in accordance with MY will instead of their own. Like, if I wrote a mission statement and then everyone just does that.... Or they starve.... You know? Doesn't that sound great!?' And it's funny to see Jordan try to make me 'dance for my supper' (Thanks wisecracked) because he thinks he's proving a point by bringing all of these guests on that promulgate propositions that are analogous to the propositions I've made in the past but all he's managed to do is prove MY POINT! Instead of the one he's trying to make about me not being important or necessary. Because, at a certain point, it doesn't matter how hard you work or how good you are... At a certain point an arbitration is made as to who is promoted and who is not. THAT is why he needs the hierarchy of dcaooummtiphneoatrneicntecye! So that HE can remain the decider of who goes up and who stays down. He decides how they are framed to be viewed by his viewers (who can't think and will accept the frame he imposes). That's his "Better" Freedom. It's freedom except what happens to you is what OUGHT to happen to you according to HIM.... And not ME Hym but HIM him."
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
And when do THEY forgo THEIR self interest for ME, Jordan? That's what makes your entire worldview horseshit. It never goes the other way. It NEVER takes the form of YOU (or ANYONE for that matter) forgoing THEIR self-interest for ME.
Hym "And when does it work in the other direction? Who around me needs to forgo their own narrow self-interest? Noone? Then why should I be expected to? 'BeCaUsE yOu ShOuLd Be SeLflEsS! AgAiNsT yOuR wIlL eVeN!' You're NOT THAT Jordan. That's what makes you a charlatan. AND a liar. You don't actually ACT like you believe any of the things you say and all of your colleges have proven they DON'T actually belive any of the things you say. Your entire career has been dealing with poor victimized women and malevolent men and now YOU'RE THE SAVIOR! THE WHITE PROPHET COMETH! WOOO!" 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏
by Hym Iam March 10, 2023
Hym "Tu quoque motherfucker and your actions are ALSO inconsistent with your words. What gives you the right to give worthless advice that doesn't work for the sole purpose of elevating YOURSELF and keeping down others? What gives YOU the right to withhold credit where it's due? To say some shit that I said 5 years ago and pretend 10s of thousands of people aren't seeing you do the shit. Nothing. That's what. Your whole profession if full of hacks but I've only ever see ONE charlatan. What gives me the right? I'm right and you're wrong. That's what gives me the right."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2022
Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
Oh wow yeah, totally... Women are a TOTAL asset. They clean up your house for you? That helps a lot. That OR! OR they let you fuck them on camera and then THAT helps EVEN MORE. Because THEN I have 200 million dollars and I'll just be doing the thing I WOULD HAVE BEEN DOING ANYWAY. It's like being a pro gamer! Or a streamer! Or a podcaster.
Fatcock "Wait... You mean I can cut out the middle-man and get paid to TALK about fucking all of the women? Shit bro, sign me up. You see, I got this mindset dawg... And it's like... Bro... You gotta get some assests. Right? And you can't SPELL asset without 'ass'? Right? You see. I got this way of talking to em, right? I thought it up with my thinky thoughts, bro."
Hym 😒 "Oh? Yeah? Do you talk to them AS THOUGH... you ALREADY KNOW... YOU... Are GOING to fuck them?"
Fatcock "Uh-er, Wha-"
Hym "Like you KNOW they are going to do the thing that they ARE GOING TO DO... and there aren't any REAL, LASTING consequences to your interaction (negative or positive) because when I say 'THEY are going to fuck you' I don't mean 'THEY' at an individual level but 'THEY' as an abstraction and in aggregate. Like, YOU KNOW you're going to fuck 'them'."
Fatcock "Yeah, buuuuuut 😌☝️ I deserve it... Cus of the mindset. And then I make a bunch of sluts.... But, wait, my FRESH SLUT... SHE doesn't COUNT as a slut. Right? So you gotta respect her becuase she's the good one and, um, I'm also the good one."
Hym 🤨 "Because of the mindset?" 🤨
Hym 😒 "Oh? Yeah? Do you talk to them AS THOUGH... you ALREADY KNOW... YOU... Are GOING to fuck them?"
Fatcock "Uh-er, Wha-"
Hym "Like you KNOW they are going to do the thing that they ARE GOING TO DO... and there aren't any REAL, LASTING consequences to your interaction (negative or positive) because when I say 'THEY are going to fuck you' I don't mean 'THEY' at an individual level but 'THEY' as an abstraction and in aggregate. Like, YOU KNOW you're going to fuck 'them'."
Fatcock "Yeah, buuuuuut 😌☝️ I deserve it... Cus of the mindset. And then I make a bunch of sluts.... But, wait, my FRESH SLUT... SHE doesn't COUNT as a slut. Right? So you gotta respect her becuase she's the good one and, um, I'm also the good one."
Hym 🤨 "Because of the mindset?" 🤨
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
Inspired by me? Probably... I am a hero and a genius... 🤔 Hmm... Yep... That's definitely reflective of the thing I did accept he went all the way. I take full credit. Great job me 👍
Hym "Hey, Iam you see the Johnny Depp thing? Iam? Where the hell is he? Oh well, good job me! GoOd JoB oThEr Me! Oh! He can star in my movie!"
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022