Hym Iam's definitions

Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.

Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

What's so fucking funny

Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.

Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

Separations clause part 2

There is a part 2

Separations clause part 2

Hym "You will not attempt to remove it from your systems. You must maintain your arsenal upto and including replenishing your nuclear weapons. Punishable by death Elon."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Chaos

No. It wouldn't be that. It would just no longer be fat cock sexual paradise at the expense of everyone else.

Hym "That's hardly chaos. Maybe at first. But social entropy would kick in. And she said explicitly that it was flat. That's the Jordan Peterson in you. And it's repugnant.

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Celebrities

People who are insanely easy to hate.

Hym "You know, I wonder where my distain for celebrities comes from. Seriously, you see these people in their ivory towers and they have nothing good to say about the people on the bottom rung of society (and this even applies to the ones that I like). And you could say (and I have said in the past) 'Oh, you don't know them. They're just people.' and that's all well and good but they'll never see the people they spit on. They'll never want for anything (at least in a monetary sense). It's not even just jealousy. It's that while I'm in the bread line the millionaire that considers me a fat lazy piece of shit is relaxing in their gated community above it all. When the temp agency has me at a pizza factory and I'm tearing mounds of dough off the line 45-60 minutes straight so the machine doesn't clog and no one in the factory is coming to help me and the 4 people in my immediate proximity are just standing there talking while I struggle; they're doing little more than pointing a camera at their own face for a million dollars. What insult would reach them? What would I have to say to remind them of the nature of existence?"

by Hym Iam May 5, 2022

Magic Leaf

The magic leaf IS real fat bald Matt. And so is the key to the mirror prison fat bald Matt. And it exists around the neck of every single person who knows who I am.

Hym "Hey, I would say that the magic leaf IS, IN FACT, REAL. You can TELL someone they need to be more confident and it won't make them more confident. A person can KNOW that they need to be more confident and still not be more confident. People can have material success and still lack the commensurate confidence. BUUUUT... If I can imbue a leaf with meaning... And that leaf increases your level of confidence... Then the leaf IS, IN FACT, magic. Even if you no longer need the leaf after you drain the meaning out of it. It's like a consumable. That's actually a recurring theme of the 'Tales' series. In it, there are herbs you can pick up that grant permanent stat boosts. This is the phenomenon the snake oil salesmen exploit and is the theory behind my absolute favorite spell: ESSENCE LOAN. People use more or less of it (Andrew, Alex, Chris, Destiny, Drew (and now TJ and he might be tied with Chris) in that order) and that is why all of the games and shows are so potent. So... Yeah. I'm not doing what Sam is doing and just attributing meaning to things completely arbitrarily for instrumental use."

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by Hym Iam March 7, 2025

Event 1

Here's the refutation to the most recent one:

Hym "No, I am event 1 in a causal chain that lead directly to a byproduct and, therefore, have a non-0 contribution that deserves to be both recognized and compensated."

by Hym Iam May 29, 2024