Hym Iam's definitions

If we don't have it...

Go fuck yourself you fat sack of shit.

A fat cow "If we don't have it..."

Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

Surveilled

Oh?

Hym "Surveilled constantly you say? Well... Who ever could relate to such a thing!? The normies aren't supposed to be surveilled! It's only supposed to be the people who deserve it! Why, these companies have really gotten out of hand! I mean, can you imagine? Being surveilled constantly? Whether it's Ricardo mentioning the fact that you just left Taco Bell or Elisa mentioning the number of garbage bags you've carried out of your house that day. Living in a surveillance state of 1. If it was happening to Jordan Peterson it would be the most unacceptable violation of rights that had ever happened to ANYONE! And if it wasn't happening to Jordan Peterson... Well... Then... It would probably be fine with him to be honest... But that's neither here nor there... WHO COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE SUCH A THING!?To be surveilled like that, INDEFINITELY? What an egregious violation of rights and/or liberties! Who would even DO such a thing? (Probably Taylor Swift (It's probably not ACTUALLY Taylor Swift but SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DOES TO ME) that fucking ingrate) WHO COULD IT BE!? Wait- AND harassment!? AND HARASSMENT!? OH MY!!! THE ABSURDITY!! You're not only SURVEILLED but you're ALSO HARASSED!? OH! OOOOOOH! YOU POOR THING! Clearly... CLEARLY, a Scottish blonde should throw you some booty... THAT, I think, would make it all better. It would actually solve all of your problems (other than the surveillance and the harassment)... Yeah... Oh! But the surveillance though! And the harassment!"

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

Cease and Desist

I mean, you'd think I would have gotten one of these... Right? Like, if what I've done here was so horrible someone would have taken legal action and I would have gotten something in the mail or an email or something... Right? Like... Is that not a strange thing?

Hym "I mean, you'd think I would have gotten a cease and desist or something, right? I mean, can you imagine a guy DOING THIS and the just... nothing? NOTHING happens!? Why is that the case!? Really! I mean, the quality of television and movies radically improved but that's like THE OPPOSITE of what you'd think would happen, isn't it? How am I the only one baffled here? Imagine explain this to someone. What is the first question they would ask? You go into detail about everything I've done and what do you think they would ask? 'Well, what happened?' NOTHING! NOTHING HAPPENED. Well, nothing that wasn't ALREADY HAPPENING. And then they would give you some confused look and you'd be all 'Yeah, crazy right?' I do see how this is a thing that is happening and the fact that the people around me are in no way amenable to reason is something that should be disconcerting to everyone.:

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

Religious

Oooo... Yeah... Sorry. Still going to kill it but... Gonna feel worse about it now... But hey, I already promised Jim I'd get him a new one so... There's that. You want to share his or... You want your own? Morgue wants to be one so imma give him like a Daedric plane or something... I donno.

Hym "Hey, I like religious people, man. Aside from your reality monster wanting you to kill me for not worshipping it... We don't really have a problem on my end. But, yeah, after seeing Battle Beast I am like 100% sure I should have been a lion-man and I WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!"

by Hym Iam August 27, 2023

A relative term

Guys! It's a relative term! Relax! How was I supposed to know I think in PhD level psychology as a matter of default?

Hym "Did I not tell you Jordan's next book was going to be me? You see them cannibalizing my work and converting it into conservative talking points right? Like... Yeah. I mean, I tried to bash my own brains in but they're just too strong! I got them strong brains, baby. And it's a relative term so it's not like a huge deal. I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I can't help it! My skull meat is the juiciest! What do you want me to do here?"

by Hym Iam August 27, 2023

Southern Charm

Hahahahaha! Ok. Alright. He's won me over a little bit that shit was funny. I'm starting to see the appeal.

Hym "Yeah, ok. Southern charm over there is starting to win me over a little bit. And the porn star to be honest."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2023

Pro-Hitler Statement

Why is it that when DR. JORDAN B. PETERSON makes Pro-Hitler Statements like "You have to admire Hitler! He was an organizational GENIUS!" The Jewish owned Daiky Wire will defend him to the death (From ME specifically) But when Kanye West says "I love Hilter" because, like Jesus, he loves everybody he is IMMEDIATELY EXCISED from the Daily Wire and removed from social media?

Hym "And the funny thing about Jordan Peterson is that he is ALSO using Hitler-Style rhetoric! With his 'Psychogenic epidemic' rhetoric and Saad Gaad's 'Thought Parasites'and even Vivek Ramaswamy's 'Wokism is like a cancer that needs to be cut out of society' and I QUOTE DR. JORDAN B. PETERSON HERE WHEN I SAY THIS: 'And then he (Hitler) moved into the broader political sphere and started to target the people he considered impure as parasites and capitalized on the behavioral immune system and peoples intrinsic sense of disgust' And what (exactly) did Jordan Peterson do as soon as he 'Moved into the broader political sphere?' Capitalizing on the behavioral immune system. But Kayne West make one pro-hitler statement and BAM he's gone. This is wild guys! You were making a pretty convincing argument on the 'We'Re nOt NaZi GuYs' front and then you lose and election and then you default STRAIGHT TO NAZI. From 'We'Re NoT nAzI' RIGHT TO NAZI at the drop of a hat. You couldn't possibly have fucked me any harder here. You would need to cut all of you dicks off and sew them all together into one giant super-cock to fuck me any harder than you already have. Fuck!"

by Hym Iam August 27, 2023