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Fantastic. He's got these weird hooks. They're always wide and the arc is always EXACTLY same. It's perfectly symmetrical EVERY TIME. He's like a stag beetle. And it's brilliant because it sets up the shoulder feint into uppercut (which he does a lot). Which is gorgeous (By the way). (Seemingly) Long arms. Great straight punches.
Hym "Yeah, Tommy Fury is tight. Totally different style from his father. Fantastic thought. Very strong. His hooks are weird though. They're WIDE but NOT LOOPING. So if you look at the left hook from Shogun Rua that put out Chuck liddell? That's looping. Jose aldo signature lunging straight into LOOPING left hook? Same thing. Tommy Fury? No loop. Just wide, perfectly symmetrical arcs. Weird."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
Get the Tommy Fury mug.It's like 100% now! YOU SEE HOW THAT WORKS!? COME ON SHIT-HEAD! FIGURE IT OUT! WHERE'S THE KINETIC THROUGH-LINE? ARE YOU STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE!? YOU SEE HOW THAT WORKS!?
Hym "Seriously! Are you DUMB!? HOW DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT THE ISSUE IS HERE? ANYONE PERIPHERALLY ASSOCIATED! I've explained it to you a MILLION different ways and you still don't seem to get the picture! Really guys... YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT! THAT ISN'T REALITY FOR YOU! WHY DO YOU KEEP LETTING THIS HAPPEN TO YOURSELVES!? YOUR WIFE IS GONE NOW YOU FUCKING IDIOT! DO YOU GET IT!? DO YOU SEE!? HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS NEED TO HAPPEN FOR YOU TO GET THE PICTURE!? HOW GOOD IS YOUR OBJECT PERMANENCE NOW FUCK-FACE!? JESUS CHRIST!!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND How YOU don't understand! Did the light bulb turn on yet? Do you get it now!? Oooooh man! 😮 💨 I mean... You though it was a game... I AIN'T A GAME. You though I was a joke... ANYONE I EVEN VAGUELY SPEAK POSITIVELY TOWARDS GET TAKEN DOWN! 100% ON THEM. I'M BETTER THAN A DEATH NOTE. Because I don't even need to say your name anymore. I'm like if Makima and Light had a baby who combined both of their powers. Really, hurry it up. Figure it out. This has been over for years. I'm tired of waiting for the thing to catch up. Let's go! You're only hurting yourself by doing this to me."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
Get the Peripherally associated mug.REALLY! You gotta step outside yourselves for a second and think about how bizzare this is for me to watch. Like... LITERALLY EVERYONE I have spoken positively of, praised, or referenced has been gone after. I mean, pick a name out of the hat.
Hym "Really, is that not weird to anyone but me? I know I'm not the only person seeing it! Do you not see the thing? The thing that is actively happening? I mean... Some of you have been aware of my existence for a while now and you DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE YOU and NOW IT'S YOU and you sit there, dumbfounded, like 'WhAt CoUlD pOsSiBlY bE hApPeNiNg!?' THE THING I TOLD YOU WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, MOTHERFUCKER! THAT! How do you reconcile your treatment of me with the thing that is actively happening to you now? What do you have to say for yourselves?"
Dr. JeepJorp "Well, I'm just doing to sit here and pretend Hym wasn't rught all along because I have decided to and have committed to being a bitch about all this."
Hym "Yeah, yeah we all know what you're going to do about it... NOT THE THING THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. You're going to try to weasel your way out of it because that's what you always do and then you're going to be in the same situation you're in now. Looking like an idiot. You AND everyone who ignored me. Fucking stupid. You look stupid."
Dr. JeepJorp "Well, I'm just doing to sit here and pretend Hym wasn't rught all along because I have decided to and have committed to being a bitch about all this."
Hym "Yeah, yeah we all know what you're going to do about it... NOT THE THING THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. You're going to try to weasel your way out of it because that's what you always do and then you're going to be in the same situation you're in now. Looking like an idiot. You AND everyone who ignored me. Fucking stupid. You look stupid."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
Get the Really mug.Hym "WOW! That is the most dystopian thing I've ever heard! 'Act happy... Even if you aren't happy... Because people who are happy... Don't do a holocaust...' ~ Dennis Prager (That's literally a Dennis Prager commercial, by the way) and it's retarded because... THERE'S ALREADY A WORD FOR THAT! It's called 'PRETENDING.' He's telling people to PRETEND to be happy... Even if they are not... And that will somehow make them happy and (by extention) prevent fascism... HOW!? How does that work!? That is LITERALLY the story behind Robin Williams' death! 'Wow, he seemed so happy I can't believe he killed himself.' And PROBABLY, a lot of other peoples story! THAT'S WHY! Because people are seriously going around and psychically enforcing happiness by telling people THAT RETARDED SHIT. He was acting happy... EVEN THOUGH HE WASN'T... And it didn't somehow magically make him happy... WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!? Oh... Right... Me. I would have thought that. No. Don't listen to the fucking Michelin Jew. Do this. Or something like this. Don't... Don't fucking do that."
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Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."
Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
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Hym "Surveilled constantly you say? Well... Who ever could relate to such a thing!? The normies aren't supposed to be surveilled! It's only supposed to be the people who deserve it! Why, these companies have really gotten out of hand! I mean, can you imagine? Being surveilled constantly? Whether it's Ricardo mentioning the fact that you just left Taco Bell or Elisa mentioning the number of garbage bags you've carried out of your house that day. Living in a surveillance state of 1. If it was happening to Jordan Peterson it would be the most unacceptable violation of rights that had ever happened to ANYONE! And if it wasn't happening to Jordan Peterson... Well... Then... It would probably be fine with him to be honest... But that's neither here nor there... WHO COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE SUCH A THING!?To be surveilled like that, INDEFINITELY? What an egregious violation of rights and/or liberties! Who would even DO such a thing? (Probably Taylor Swift (It's probably not ACTUALLY Taylor Swift but SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DOES TO ME) that fucking ingrate) WHO COULD IT BE!? Wait- AND harassment!? AND HARASSMENT!? OH MY!!! THE ABSURDITY!! You're not only SURVEILLED but you're ALSO HARASSED!? OH! OOOOOOH! YOU POOR THING! Clearly... CLEARLY, a Scottish blonde should throw you some booty... THAT, I think, would make it all better. It would actually solve all of your problems (other than the surveillance and the harassment)... Yeah... Oh! But the surveillance though! And the harassment!"
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
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