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The contract was violated

None of that is as bad as fucking the retards.
Hym "The contract was violated and none of that is as bad as fucking the retard. And I don't care what I did it doesn't somehow negate what is happening and had been done to me. Really. You have the linguistic capacity of a mental retard. It's as though you think that the fact that we're both saying words that they cancel eachother mid-air."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
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Truth

"You see, truth isn't a set of objective facts... Truth is whatever I have to say to get you to ✌️✊️✌️Aim Up✌️✊️✌️(Do whatever I say)" Dr. Jordan Peterson
Hym "Really! He actually said that! To a room full of people! And not a single one of them was like 'Wait... So, truth is just whatever you have to say to get me to do your thing?' It's wild! Nobody thought it was weird? Just me? Really? Ok.... Ooook..."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2024
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Selective reproduction

How is that not exactly what wpmen are doing with abortion? "UH DER WELL IT'S THIS NEBULOUS THING GUYS! IT'S NOT THE GUY! SHE'S JUST NOT READY FOR KIDS BECAUSE.... UM... DA ECONOMY! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! DA ECONOMY! THEY'RE NOT USING THEIR PUSSY AS A BEAR TRAP FOR RICH PEOPLE WHILE FUCKING ALL OF THE FAT COCKS! THAT'S NOT IT!"
Hym "If they are getting an abortion because they DON'T WANT TO HAVE THE CHILD OF THE GUY THEY FUCKED WILLINGLY... And abortion leads to the dissolution of relationships more often than not... Then women are engaging in selective reproduction. They're literally doing the thing you think is repugnant BUT IT'S WOMEN so they get a pass. Let's just exempt them for all the laws. That's what you real want. Not laws or rules for women and then men just do whatever without ever getting anything in return."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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Guessing

I'm not guessing bitch. I'm watching anyone who gives me a chance get taken down in real time. The Tates. Justin Roiland. Anyone who can be linked directly to this? Hit with a bullshit charge. Lose their money or job. I said a guys name and he disappeared from the internet.
Hym "It ain't a guess bitch. No guessing here. I know what you're doing. I know what you're going to do. And you're DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING because YOU... DON'T know what I'M going to do."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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What if you could have done more?

OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! HE SLAMMED HIM! HE WOBBLED HIM! OOOOH!! LOOK AT THE SCRAMBLE! OOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! OOOOOOOH! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!
Chris Williamson "What if you could have done more?"

Dr. K *Full-on incoherent, self-contradictory spiral of ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH*

Hym "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! HE FUCKING CRACKED HIM! OOOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! HOLY SHIT! From WAY out of left field! OH MY GOD! OOOOOOH MY GOD! OOOOH! YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! THAT WAS FUCKING MAGICAL! YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO RIGHT NOW! CHRIS, YOU FAT-COCKED ABOMINATION, THAT WAS GLORIOUS! OOOOOOOOH!"

Iam, "That 'egoless' nonsense about the dying patients is just 'compartmentalization.' There's a term for it. I used to talk about it. I used to talk about people's inability to do it. It's not, like, a profound Yogi Hindu magical mind tactic. It's like a regular thing doctors should be able to do. But then he mythologizes it and it's like... This is why the therapy doesn't work."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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Squish

Yeah, giants ring always makes you squish and stacking hp with mantle is a double edged sword because of how many %hp items there are now.
Hym "I mean, they nerf pain splitter and and mutilator but they still shred tanks. Mori was building eclipse and megacosm so she is just tearing through that mantle even after I activate it. I should have just built standard bruiser with Judgement and Greaves. Probably would have got more mileage out of the movement speed but me being too squish isn't why we lost. We weren't doing anything with that jungle we had."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2025
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What should they have done?

They should have done what they did.... UP UNTIL they abandoned all of the practices that supposedly made them "The most moral military on the planet." It's at THAT POINT that their response became inappropriate. It's ridiculous that we're just expected to allow them to violate the international rules of war (which they ADMIT TO DOING because "Hamas is using the rules of war against us!"), we need to overlook all of the "oopies" (OoOoO Gehfoigal! We bombed the aid truck! Oops!), and we pretend that (if they succeed in eliminating Hamas) they aren't going install their own puppet regime to deny Palestinians their self-determination, indefinitely. Which they are. That is clearly the plan. They're going to take that natural gas too.
Hym "What should they have done? Not displace an indigenous population to create an artificial ethnic majority? Maybe? I donno. Given me Gal Gadot?"
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
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