Hym Iam's definitions

Assassination Classroom

Starting to think I had a hand in that...

Hym "Yeah you're piss but... You banned Assassination Classroom... You don't ever do that... Don't ever ban my stuff. No... No more presidency for you. Maybe even no more senator for you... You... You go away."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Undercover

If you talk to someone and their shoulder smells like a wife-abuser's nutsack... Don't say anything!

Undercover Guy "Hey, so... Give me the down-low on you whole job or whatever."

Overcover Guy *sniff* "Why do you smell like a nutsack?"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Trans-debate

A concensus that IDENTITIES as a debate.

Hym "Honey, on either side of the trans-debate you have the expectation (at some point) that parents are going to have to cede their parental authority to the state. If you conflate NOT giving a child gender-affirming care with ABUSE, you run the risk of conservative parents having their kids (potentially) taken away from them under the auspices of 'protecting kids from abuse.' And if you conflate gender-affirming care with abuse you run the risk of WOKE PARENTS having THEIR kids taken away from them under the auspices of 'protecting kids from abuse!' Nobody has to lose their kids. All we need to do is a little 'compartmentalization.' But the trans-debate isn't JUST about the kids. It also relates to your unwillingness to associate with people who don't affirm your values (and both of you do this) and your expectation for people to adhere to your religious morality (which is paralleled by the lefts expectation for everyone to adhere to their gender theory). As far as the penal system is concerned, you can't say that the Nikita Dragun going to a mens prison for some disorderly conduct and Demi Minor going to a female prison for stabbing someone 27 times isn't a miscarriage of justice. Sports? Probably should have SEX based sports teams rather than GENDER. See that? All you have to do is cede the term 'gender' to the ideologues. It isn't a huge deal. Health risks? Doctors need to be held accountable for failing to adequately inform people of the risks."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Bud Platinum

I drink it almost exclusively and I'm not just going to stop because Matt fucking Walsh doesn't fucking like trannies. Matt walsh can suck a tranny dick.

Hym "Yeah, I'm not going to stop drinking bud platinum. Not that I drink all that often but still. If I go to buy some beer and bud platinum is GONE. I'm going to be livid!"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

The Binomial Distribution Intersexual Attractiveness Graph

Yes! I'm pretty sure I wrote about that! That's exactly how it works!

Iam "Yes. I think I wrote about The Binomial Distribution Intersexual Attractiveness Graph in reference to Kevin Samuels once. He never let women rate themselves a 7 out of 10 (because that's what everyone always choose) and I pointed out that they were doing that because they were CORRECT. The Binomial Distribution Intersex Attractiveness Graph shows that the average man would exist at the peek of the bell curve at a 5 out of 10 and the peek of the female bell curve would make the average woman a 7 out of 10. I was just thinking about that! I can't believe someone else picked that up! Hilarious. I did I draw a graph for that on too? Damn. I wish I had access to all my stuff."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2023

La mer

Oho! That was brilliant! Oh! An it reminds me, I have to add La Mer from Suikoden 4 to my playlist...

Hym "HEY! It's 30 days and 30 nights guy! Josh Hartnett!? Woah! And Breaking bad guy Aaron Paul!? Did you know that the etymology of the name 'Aaron' means 'Warrior Lion' in egyptian and was the name of Moses' brother (Christianity's first prophet). But anywho... That was fantastic. Aaron did a fantastic job of imitating Josh's smoldering qualities while he was playing Josh as himself. That was brilliant! I loved that. I can't believe how good it was. I don't know what the etymology of Josh is though because why would I look that up? La mer from Suikoden 4 is a good song though. Go look it up."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2023

Sacrifice

Just finish it you idiot! What are you DOING!? KILL HIM!! HAMMER HIM!!!

Hym "GOD DAMN YOU NIDA! KILL HIM!! KILL HIM DEAD!!!"

Iam "Aw that's kind of nice she went with him to the void..."

Hym "YOU CAN'T JUST SWING WITH YOUR ARM! YOUR SHOULDER NIDA! ACTIVATE THE MUSCLES IN YOUR SHOULDER! GOD DAMNIT!"

Iam "Nah, that was good. I liked the sacrifice one."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2023