8 definitions by Houston JC
Come on man, you are trying to shit house me here when I told you that I wanted a good deal; We decided not to buy the car because the guy was trying to shit house us on the deal.
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
Hey what the hell are you looking at? Bump it! We were enjoying our free seats until the cops came along and told us to bump it.
by Houston JC July 9, 2009
Noun; name: A person who is renouned for consistantly cock blocking. The proper way of calling someone a cock blocker.
Well, Suzie and I were hitting it off nicely until coitus interuptus walked in and wouldn't go away!
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
verb: To attend a friends function, night out etc. out of obligation without the intention of hanging around very long.
Friend: What are you going to do tonight?
You: I'm supposed to go out, but my friend has a party that I have to cameo before I can do anything. or in noun form:
I don't want to go but I have to at least make a cameo appearance.
You: I'm supposed to go out, but my friend has a party that I have to cameo before I can do anything. or in noun form:
I don't want to go but I have to at least make a cameo appearance.
by Houston JC August 17, 2009
A name given to one (typically a male) who is of greater disreputable character than a simple bastard; A real dick head.
by Houston JC July 9, 2009
The female act of masturbation with the use of water i.e. a massaaging shower head or other device/method which allows the water to induce climax by clitoral stimulation.
by Houston JC August 18, 2009