5 definitions by Horny John

Top Definition
In place of a stress ball, to grab and squeeze a girl's breast in order to relieve stress. the girl's breast will therefore experience the stress. the amount of noise created by the girl's squeal indicates the level of stress. In this way the stress breast can also be a stress test.
If stress exceeds a breast's capability, first try grabbing both breast's at once, and if that doesn't work, move on to a larger size.
I walked into school today angry and so I needed a stress breast. Jess was perfect. When I grabbed her tits she screamed so loud, the preschool next door was disrupted. Apparently, I was pretty angry.
by Horny John December 04, 2007
Casual Anal Sex
"Taylor do you want to go stretch for 15 minutes, I'm feeling really tight."

Meaning: "I'm horny I want to have anal sex"
by Horny John February 02, 2009
A guy who can get to any girl he wants. A true master of game.
Eric: Yo, did you hear that Chris fucked Melissa.
Malcom: Are you serious I've been trying to get with her for 3 months. That motherfucker is fucking thruway.
by Horny John July 20, 2008
To inquire about one's preference for anal sex in the third encounter(conversation) with said person. Then, to have anal sex shortly, thereafter. Immediately would be preferable, without any intermediate conversations. Male to male use of this is not condonned, but words are words, so if they adopt it, so be it, but this case is refering to guy to girl; girl to guy; or girl to girl. Unless, the male to male conversation is asking about the said male's preference for anal sex with other women, and no anal sex between the males must follow.
Todd: So are you gonna try to go through the backdoor with Jackie.
Derek: I've only spoken to her twice!
Todd: Bro, just pull a "Back in Three"
by Horny John July 10, 2008
o inquire about one's preference for anal sex after the fourth encounter(conversation) with said person. Then, to have anal sex shortly, thereafter. Immediately would be preferable, without any intermediate conversations. Male to male use of this is not condonned, but words are words, so if they adopt it, so be it, but this case is refering to guy to girl; girl to guy; or girl to girl. Unless, the male to male conversation is asking about the said male's preference for anal sex with other women, and no anal sex between the males must follow.
Todd: So are you gonna try to go through the backdoor with Jackie.
Derek: I've only spoken to her three times!
Todd: Bro, just pull a "Backdoor in Four"
by Horny John July 21, 2008

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