A tiny town next-door to the middle of nowhere. Population consists of many corn fields, a bunch of cows, and the occasional farmer. Home of Valley Union, the most excitement the town sees is the football games, which have an attendance between 10 and 25 people.
There are no traffic lights and a traffic jam is four cars stuck behind a tractor.
"Did you pass through Elfrida on your way south?"
"What's an Elfrida?"