2 definitions by Horatio Q Nobcluster

Top Definition
The ensuing conflict that occurs when two gentlemen get stuck whilst docking.
"I couldn't pull my cock out," said Peter, "it was a real Man Tug-Of-War".
#docking #tug #of #war #penis
by Horatio Q Nobcluster December 27, 2007
When a homeless person enters a phonebox to search for spare change in the coin slot and upon leaving he is surprised to find a bucketful of semen falling onto his head, splattering the exquisite contents all over his rags.
"Peter got hobo surprised last week, and he loved it"
#hobo #surprise #bucket #semen #phonebox
by Horatio Q Nobcluster December 26, 2007
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