2 definitions by Honest Penaldo and VARdrid fan

Pessi

A fraudulent term created by Penaldogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Lionel Messi. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Pendu fanboys.

"Pessi is finished because he doesn't score tap ins every game like my idol Penaldo"

by Honest Penaldo and VARdrid fan June 16, 2021

Factos👍👀

After the GOAT Lionel Messi won his seventh balon d’or and Pendu finished 6th. Penaldo cried on Instagram by commenting “factos👀👍”under a post claiming he deserved the reward. The term is now used as a confirmation of football knowledge.

“Hey Pendu, are you a finished footballer?”
“Factos👍👀”

by Honest Penaldo and VARdrid fan December 3, 2021