Honest Bar Manager's definitions

Twat Tax

When you working behind the bar and a customer is being a right twat so you apply the twat tax

Customer: Oi bartender, I've been waiting forever, pour me a double vodka coke

Bartender: *Applies the twat tax and discreetly pours single vodka coke and charges for a double*

by Honest Bar Manager December 16, 2019

Jiujitsu

The art of folding clothes while people are still in them.

You know jiujitsu?

Yea mate so shut the fuck up or I'll fold you like a deck chair

by Honest Bar Manager August 16, 2020