"Hog Hard or Hog Home" a.k.a
"HHOHH" is a phrase used to describe
the act or process of "Hogging". The phrase dictates that
involved in the act of "Hogging" must either
"Hog Hard" (i.e. perform the act of "Hogging" to the fullest
extent physically possible) or "Hog Home" (i.e. return
to said individuals dwelling if he fails
in the sport of Hogging actively and competatively).
If the individual
chooses to not participate
in the sport or fails
he is required
to "Hog Home". Alternatively, the individual that
chooses to "Hog Hard" typically becomes the embodiment of all that
is great in the eyes of his gentlemen competitors. The individual
who "Hogs" the hardest,usually the individual
who goes home with the most unpleasant hog as determined
his gentleman counterparts, is the ultimate winner in this gentleman's sport.
Alfred: "Winston, old chap, did you happen to see the Hogging match last night at the Tavern?"
Winston: "Indeed I did, and quite a performance it was, to much the dismay
of many gentleman who were forced
to hog home Theodore
hogged hard and won the match with minimal difficulty!"
Alternatively, prior to the beginning
of the math
one gentleman may turn to the other
and say, "Hog Hard or Hog Home" which indicates that the match has begun.