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Last night I decided to poo on my hand, it was warm and squelchy. I then got hot chocolate and poured it over my poo hand and then jerked myself off with it. It was nice. I couldn't think of what to call it so since it was sort of melted chocolate and squelchy poo, I called it a "melchy"
(Me) - I gave my self a melchy last night.
by Hey Calum :-) April 12, 2010
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