9 definitions by Herr Shrek
1) A minor antagonist from Part 6 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. His stand is Bohemian Rhapsody and his face looks like he was dropped on his face as a child. Ungalo is also the son of Dio Brando.
2) A way of describing a really ugly person.
2) A way of describing a really ugly person.
Person 1: Who's your favourite character from JJBA?
Person 2: Ungalo.
Person 3: Damn, that guy's ugly.
Person 4: I know, he's a total Ungalo.
Person 2: Ungalo.
Person 3: Damn, that guy's ugly.
Person 4: I know, he's a total Ungalo.
by Herr Shrek July 20, 2020
by Herr Shrek January 23, 2020
A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.
Person 1: Cheese good
Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....
Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble
Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....
Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble
by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021
Latin name: Crassus communistus
A species of humanoid that is a variation of the Wehraboo (Crassus fascisticus) but has an obsession with communism rather than the German army from WW2. Most individuals don't know any Russian words besides 'blyat' and 'cyka' but some have been noted to speak broken Russian. Most Commieboos also praise communism and related things and people (such as socialism, Joseph Stalin, the Chinese Communist Party and North Korea) like some sort of fantastic thing when, in fact, it isn't.
Most commieboos are typically between the ages of 10-17, but some cases could raise that bar up to 23 or more. They usually resemble large balloons or sacks because a large portion of them don't move outside of their mom's basement. A significant portion also seem to use the site Reddit, frequenting pro-communist subreddits and either actively denying or supporting the denial of Uyghur genocide in China, or praising Stalin like the silly geese they are.
A species of humanoid that is a variation of the Wehraboo (Crassus fascisticus) but has an obsession with communism rather than the German army from WW2. Most individuals don't know any Russian words besides 'blyat' and 'cyka' but some have been noted to speak broken Russian. Most Commieboos also praise communism and related things and people (such as socialism, Joseph Stalin, the Chinese Communist Party and North Korea) like some sort of fantastic thing when, in fact, it isn't.
Most commieboos are typically between the ages of 10-17, but some cases could raise that bar up to 23 or more. They usually resemble large balloons or sacks because a large portion of them don't move outside of their mom's basement. A significant portion also seem to use the site Reddit, frequenting pro-communist subreddits and either actively denying or supporting the denial of Uyghur genocide in China, or praising Stalin like the silly geese they are.
Person 1: Hey man, did you hear about Paul?
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He became a commieboo and has set up an altar for Xi Jinping in his bathroom. He's also starting to smell a bit and speaks with this awful attempt at a Russian accent.
Person 2: Oh no.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He became a commieboo and has set up an altar for Xi Jinping in his bathroom. He's also starting to smell a bit and speaks with this awful attempt at a Russian accent.
Person 2: Oh no.
by Herr Shrek February 28, 2021
by Herr Shrek January 17, 2020
In short, it's cock and ball torture but done with scientists on an ultra-microscopic level with individual particles instead of full balls with average people.
Scientist 1: My crotch hurts a tiny bit and I can't walk
Scientist 2: Damn, did your wife do quark and ball torture on you again?
Scientist 2: Damn, did your wife do quark and ball torture on you again?
by Herr Shrek December 10, 2021