3 definitions by Hercules Q. Rockefeller
When a person's judgment is compromised when either thinking about naked breasts or by having them in front of their face.
"Did you hear about Bill?"
"No, what happened to Bill?"
"Some chick flashed her bazongas at him while he was driving and he crashed his car. The nipple effect was that he had to go to the hospital and miss work today."
"No, what happened to Bill?"
"Some chick flashed her bazongas at him while he was driving and he crashed his car. The nipple effect was that he had to go to the hospital and miss work today."
by Hercules Q. Rockefeller October 11, 2014
by Hercules Q. Rockefeller October 22, 2009
The guy who shows up in social media threads and tries to play mediator for an original poster who posits something undeniably false, insane, or inflammatory that all other commentators disagree with. Is insufferable in his dedication to the notion of fair-mindedness. He laments about being "exhausted" by all the negativity, but yet still comes to commentate every day because this is the role he wants to play. Likes the Final Fantasy VII Remake, and Aaron Boone, and thinks Jar Jar Binks was misunderstood.
I spotted agree dude saying he likes the 359 new side quests added to "flesh out" the plot of the Final Fantasy VII remake, which now takes 3+ years to play when the original was perfectly paced in the first place.
by Hercules Q. Rockefeller April 15, 2021