2 definitions by Hephaestus - the blind scout

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host
"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"
by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 9, 2020
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An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host
"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"
by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 9, 2020
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