2 definitions by Hemp lover

Donkey Punch

Every hear of asking? No need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your dick with her asshole. Just ask, you'd be surprised what you might get. You'd be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony assault, hard time, and maybe even a Lorena Bobbit.

I donkey punched the bitch and was found guilty of felony assault.

by Hemp lover October 29, 2009

Cock

The male sex organ.

"Your cock is big and hard," she said, even though it wasn't.

by Hemp lover October 29, 2009