A 2-cheeseburger meal with fries and a coke from McDonalds - pretty much the best food in the world while recovering from bottle flu. Stabilizes your stomach and makes you feel a bit more alert and less like you're dying a slow and painful death. Only bitch of it is that you either have to enlist a friend to get it for you or brave the sunlight and movement to drive yourself.
You: Hey man, you want some coffee or something? You look like shit after 12 shots of Jäger last night.
Me: Never, ever mention fucking Jäger again, just get me a hangover special before I blow chunks all over your living room.