A country that will call itself "Pakistan" when it wins the Cricket world cup and yell "South Asian" when exposed for its terrorist links.
Their raison d'etre being, NOT an Indian.
Scene: trench warfare on Pakistan border, Indian regiment on one side, suddenly Vijay Singh(of India) gets a bright idea, shouts! "Oye Abdul!" Guy pops up from other trench "Wassup fucker?" BANG shot dead!
"Oye Karim" 2 guys stand up, and in chorus "You takin' to me fucker?" BANG BANG both finito.
"Oye Mustafa!" 2 more, BANG-BANG! Capiche!
Pakistanis get worried, they think "bastard Indians, when did they get so smart"? Decide to try it themselves.
"Oye Vijay Singh".... silence.
"Oye Sanjay Singh!!".... silence.
"Oye brother, Ajay Singh!"still silence
From the Indian side:
"Oye who's calling Vijay Singh?"
Paki gets up, "Me", BANG!