Humberto: Hi ladies, how's it goin'? You girls wanna hang out?
Girl 1: No, we have to do stuff
Humberto: Well what if I told you I had the "What are you trying to prove" achievement?
Girl 2: What the hell is that?
Humberto: It's something special from Left 4 Dead, just like the two of you.
Girls: laugh and walk away
Humberto: Slowly dies inside
Random guy watching: That's the saddest thing I've ever seen. What an achievement scrub.
Girl 1: No, we have to do stuff
Humberto: Well what if I told you I had the "What are you trying to prove" achievement?
Girl 2: What the hell is that?
Humberto: It's something special from Left 4 Dead, just like the two of you.
Girls: laugh and walk away
Humberto: Slowly dies inside
Random guy watching: That's the saddest thing I've ever seen. What an achievement scrub.
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Guy 1: Bro did you bang her last night
Guy 2: You know I did. Even gave her a little extra surprise
Guy 1: Pinky Steve?
Guy 2: (Troll face)
Guy 2: You know I did. Even gave her a little extra surprise
Guy 1: Pinky Steve?
Guy 2: (Troll face)
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Humberto: Hey I'm gonna let my hair grow out. It's totally original
Jeff: I did that last year and you called it gay so it's not.
Humberto: Technically I am.
Jeff: Technically? So that means no.
Humberto: But at least I'm gonna get ladies now
Jeff: God damnit you're such a dick wad
Jeff: I did that last year and you called it gay so it's not.
Humberto: Technically I am.
Jeff: Technically? So that means no.
Humberto: But at least I'm gonna get ladies now
Jeff: God damnit you're such a dick wad
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