1 definition by Heeeeeeey123456789999999999

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a nice, funny, smart, and incredibly amazing person. they will always have your back and will never turn on you. the sweetest human being in the universe!!!!!
Drake: Hey man, how was your birthday?

Zach: Awesome! I met a Midorknob.

Drake: Damn! Lucky bastard.
by Heeeeeeey123456789999999999 December 07, 2011

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