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-Cubans: People that made Miami the 2nd rudest city in the U.S. "travel&leisure.com"

-Cubans Politicians: Carlos Alvarez and Natacha Seijas, removed due to their rampant dishonesty, the worst in the history of Florida.

-Cuban ancestry: They always say, I'm cuban BUT my family is from Spain. If you were born in cuba you are cuban, period, ashamed?

-Cuban food: The most greasy and unhealthy food in the world.

-Cuban cigars: Exporting cancer to the world.

-Cubans and welfare: Universally known for being liars that work under the table while committing welfare fraud, MOST cubans do it. Besides that Medicare fraud ($91 mil in Florida 2011) is done by hundreds of cuban doctors, and thousands of fake cuban "patients" google: cuban medicare fraud

-Cuban women: Loud, obnoxious, ignorant, abusive, bad manners, raised to be jineteras.

-Cuban men: Raised to be crooks, cocky charlatans.
-Cuban history: From the 1920’s to 50s Cuba was a haven for prostitution, brothels, gambling and drugs ( and the favourite route for the narcotics trade to the United States)

From 1958 to present has become an even poorer country with no respect for human rights, an embarrassment and destructive influence to the hemisphere.

"EVERY NATION HAS THE GOVERNMENT IT DESERVES" -De Maistre-

Go back to your island and help your own people to be free, instead of keep ruining Miami.

P.S. Notice Im using facts, not my opinion. All this info is accurate and verifiable. My opinion: QUE CHUSMA TAN DAÑINA !!!
Are you cuban? Shit No! The question is offensive.

How can I get food stamps and medicaid while making money illegally? Ask a cuban

Who is this obnoxious lady trying to cut in line? A cuban
by Heather Conroy January 23, 2012

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