4 definitions by Hayw00d

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Windows NT crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
by hayw00d February 16, 2005
A sorry excuse for a "city" that is located on Florida's west coast, twenty miles north of Clearwater. This hellhole is comprised of retirees, sluts and white trash. Recreational activities include going to Wal-Mart Supercenter (there are two), going to redneck bars, or going to Tampa. New Port Richey will ruin you if you stay for too long.
New Port Richey: If the drivers don't kill you, the sun will!
by hayw00d February 16, 2005
Acronym for Kraft Dinner, the Canadian version of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. It's called KD in Canada, because Canadians consider this to be an entire dinner. Whereas in America, we consider it a side dish.
Canadian child: "Mom, how aboot you put down the bottle and make me some KD? I want to play hockey before the ice melts."
by Hayw00d February 15, 2005
The useless flesh which surrounds the vagina.
This woman is psycho!
by Hayw00d February 15, 2005
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