blame it on the chair

when somebody farts, usually in school, and to avoid embarrassment, blames their chair for being 'squeaky'

*silence*
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...

by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010

mash attack

when you've been typing for ages and you're fingers duff up and just mash the keyboard for relief

(typing) so i was walking down to bob's house and (fingers duff) sfjkscjvbkdskjcnbkisd ngfbn gjed gjodf oyujh d godfiogv ghntoei vngoerig ptgpb... whoa that was a serious mash attack!

by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010

nerd

the most epic species known on earth. all secretly bad ass ninjas.

whoa check that nerd over there!
(a nerd walks past, does a ninja backflip, then moves on)

by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010