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The delightful way of describing a Australian Holden Commodore as they are so common on the roads and loved by bogan whores.

Sometimes disguised as a Chevy when the owner changes the badging due to embarrassment of driving such a common car (wannabe tuner).
Man I've seen so many commowhores on the road today they all have have a pink Playboy sticker on the back window.
by Hatfishing king November 29, 2018
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A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver
Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford
by Hatfishing king November 29, 2018
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A AU Falcon is just the bogans version of a real car like a GTR. They often think it can pull chicks but really anyone with real taste in cars are stopping themselves from throwing up.
Shazza - look at the clapped out ex Taxi AU Falcon.
Kazza - He is hitting on us like it's a R34GTR.
Shazza - Yeah I Would Rather hook up with a hatfish then a AU Falcon Driver.
by Hatfishing king November 29, 2018
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To jerk yourself over sometime that is not considered normal.

Similar to cold starting your engine if your wang was a engine.
Yummy look at that hot car! I might go home and have a cold pull over it.
by Hatfishing king November 29, 2018
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