Hat Garrett's definitions

Egyptian Tugboat

When two men do a standing 69 in a swimming pool while wearing sheepskin condoms.

Hey, look at Eric and Keith doing a standing 69 over there in that swimming pool! If I didn't know any better I would say they were engaged in an Egyptian Tugboat... Oh wait, is that... Yep! There are the sheepskin condoms - definitely an Egyptian Tugboat in progress.

by Hat Garrett November 11, 2010

Sixto Sanchez

A true sexual feat. A Sixto Sanchez is when you stick a whole adult foot and an adult thumb up a persons ass 6 digits up the bum.

Whoa, Hat is a real savage, he totally Sixto Sanchez'ed that bitch last night after we left the club.

by Hat Garrett February 22, 2018