Definitions by Harry axe wound
Cresent Wank
when you lay youre favorite "material" out in an arc shape in front of youreself. you then precede to masterbate furiously, once you reach the point of no return you must chose which page is youre favorite and gift them youre donation.
i walked into pauls room last night, he was sitting on his bed surrounded by magazines having a cresent wank...
Cresent Wank by harry axe wound March 9, 2009
Loincloth
an item of clothing although typically underwear which is worn solely for the purpose of attracting the opposite of sex and getting laid.
Loincloth by Harry axe wound December 19, 2008