316 definitions by Harry Flashman

No deals

A polite way to decline pickles on your Big Mac.

Gimme a number 1 combo meal, supersized, diet Coke, no deals.

by Harry Flashman July 4, 2003

levitate

To have ill-fitting denim trousers ride up uncomfortably on your crotch.

Damn, I getting a rash; my levis have been having the tendancy to levitate all day.

by Harry Flashman July 30, 2003

phallitosis

peckerbreath

Rob has the worst case of phallitosis I've ever encountered.

by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003

nodosity

The state or quality of being full of nodes(node=knob or swelling); knobiness.

As Mrs Dovetonsils called upon Megnao to complete the conjugation of the Latin verb "to love", she started off "Amo, Amas, Amat...", standing up, he began, "Amomus, Amamas, Amant..." and felt a stirring in his loins...a nodosity, as he pondered the archaic meaning of conjugation.

by Harry Flashman August 6, 2003

kielbasa breath

Afflicted with phallitosis.

Yo, kielbasa breath, brush your teeth after dating or step back a few feet to continue this conversation.

by Harry Flashman October 9, 2003

ass rash

A real or ficticious condition afflicting a hot-tempered person. Used as an excused for mean-spirited remarks or action.

Watch out for Ken...he's got an ass rash and is gonna be hard to get along with today.

by Harry Flashman August 31, 2004

sack up

To gather up one's courage for a daunting task.

Sargeant Bohannon shrieked at Private Entwhistle, "Sack up, you panty-wearing dipstick...bayonet practice may save your life...now lunge, thrust, stick and twist...repeat...

by Harry Flashman July 29, 2003