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A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)
Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.
by HarleyCMC February 5, 2017
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