An age old dilemma the male race has had to endure, entailing the hardship of blood flow from one organ being subdued by the needs of another. Refers to both the mental
and physical effects of losing (typically male) peak mental
Can also be attributed to females in regards
to her metaphorical
dick, most commonly considered
derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions
-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on
-Said male is in the friend zone
and the girl
will disregard his statement
as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger
Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner
in public. Sporting
a metaphorical woody
Bob:"Ever since his girlfriend
cut him off, Dave's been walking on all threes. He really
isn't much for Algebra today, but he is playing a mean
game of mobile horseshoes
Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot
chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes
the entire day!"
Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes
Friend Zone Fred
: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend
to himself) Fuck
(What Friend Zone Fred
should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet
up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends
with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed
I'd have you walking on all four's the next
morning" Etc... Pretty much
any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.
Seriously, don't be Fred.