31 definitions by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale

Chutia Fans of Ranbir Kapoor.
Chappalchor is Shah Rukh khan's fan in disguise.

Chappalchors are found begging near Siddhivinayak Temple.
After Shah Rukh Khan's retirement Most of his fans baptized into Chappalchors.
Chappalchor Fans support multi fandom so that they can get retweets & likes.
Whenever Chappalchor tweets about Ranbir Kapoor nobody gives a shit!
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Canadian Akshay Kumar is the Flop King of Bollywood. With more than 80 flops & disasters on his credit he deserve to the greatest flop king of bollywood. Lets not forget this flop king of bollywood also ruled overseas market with 120 flops.
Who said this? Hum jidhar release karte hai flop udhar hi ho jaati hai
A - Akshay Kumar The Flop King Of Bollywood
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Shah Rukh Khan is known as Tatti Khan of bollywood. He acts like goat & most of his career flooded with crap romantic films which is enough to define him Tatti Khan.
Q - Kiske pass 3.6 billion bots hai?
Abram - Humare Tatti Khan SRK ke pass
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Worst Fans of Worst Actor!

Porks who survived after watching Guddu, Ra One, Happy New Year are called SRK fans.
Asslickers of Multi Fandom, Diploma Holders of Excel Editing, Trenders of HNY Best Film Ever, Mobile Chors
Where do we find SRK fans?
A - At Rikshaw stand
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SRK & Akshay Kumar both are certified Criminals of Bollywood.
SRK was arrested for threatening female journalist, SRK also involved in Kerosene scam. Criminal of Bollywood SRK openly tweeted & praised most wanted terrorist Zakir Naik.
Pakistani terrorist hafiz saeed said SRK can come to pakistan if he feels unsafe in India.
Another criminal Akshay Kumar a canadian actor got arrested under obscenity. Akshay Kumar admitted that he gets more love from Pakistan
How many indians think SRK & Chakki are criminal of bollywood?
A - 132 cr
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Akshay Kumar is the King of Disasters.
From East to west, north to south he has given tons of disasters.
120 disasters on overseas soil & 80 disasters in domestic market Akshay Kumar has achieved everything so far to be labelled as King of disasters!
Teacher - Earthquake, tsunami, volcano ke baad sabse bada disaster kaun hai?
Student - Akshay Kumar The King of Disasters
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Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.
When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'
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