10 definitions by Happycookie

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Leaving when you don't even want to TRY to handle the situation.
I was walking along at night, when I noticed someone down the street who seemed to be dancing, like waltzing. As I watched, he danced closer, and closer, and closer. I looked away for a second or two to see if anyone else was around, and when I looked back, he had crossed the street to my side, and then crouched down. And then he stopped. I noticed that he had this terrifying cartoon smile on his face. I passed him, being vigilant. He continued to dance away from me in the other direction. He got fairly far away and I started to feel better.

And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.
by happycookie August 17, 2013

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Pointless and hopeless.
I ran as fast as I could, but it was futile. The bus was too far away and the driver turned and drove off.
by happycookie August 03, 2011

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TSA agent who fondles your genitals
It was terrible. I didn't want them to take naked pictures of me, so I got groped by the gate rapist.
by happycookie November 30, 2010

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Disrespectfully calling someone by their old name after they have changed their name. In particular, this is something done to transgender people.
"Well I've always known you as James, so I'm going to keep calling you James."
"Stop deadnaming me. My name is Jamie."
by happycookie September 06, 2015

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The oily/dusty stuff left on your fingers after you eat chips. Most often left by cheese puffs, but also left in lesser quantities when eating various flavored potato chips like sour cream and onion or barbecue.
Cheeto dust is the most well-known form of chip dust.
by happycookie May 03, 2011

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A person who is famous only for the sake of being famous.

Often gains initial fame for one of the following reasons:
1. Appearance on reality television shows.
2. Appearance in a sex tape/sex video.
3. Association with famous people.
4. Extreme stupidity.
5. Extremely unusual circumstances in their life.

Maintains fame through the repeated use of publicity stunts or because of media obsession, rather than because of talent.
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are publicity cunts.

Paris Hilton became famous for being in a reality television show and putting out a sex tape. Then Kim Kardashian became famous for being a friend of Paris Hilton and putting out a sex tape.
by happycookie December 25, 2011

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A slur used to refer to illegal immigrants, used so you don't have to acknowledge that they're human beings.
We need to get all of the illegals out of this country.
by happycookie May 12, 2015

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